Hi! I'm Emily! I post all sorts of stuff, and I hope you have a blast going through it! Feel free to talk to me whenever, if you want!

sherekahnsgirl:

zaynspersonalbodyinspector:

In our society today girls feel that they need to be skinny in order to find love.  Fact is, your true love is gonna love you no matter what.  If he cares about the size of your thighs more then the size of your heart…drop him my darlings as no man should make you feel bad about your size if he truly loves you <3

Reblog. Every. Single. Time.

Every.  FUCKING.  Time.

(Source: chasind, via sarcasmismyonlyoffense)

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ashcum:

wintry-mix:

blood-orange-handed:

there are three levels to tumblr friendships:

1. super nice messages

2. slightly wierd messages

3. messages with the entirety of bohemian rhapsody lyrics and messages at 4am saying things like “what if you woke up and u were a chicken”

If you are looking to move from level 1 to level 2 or level 2 to level 3, CONSIDER THIS YOUR INVITATION.

If u are looking to going straight to level three with me my ask is wide open

(Source: lu-lu-lu-luna, via sarcasmismyonlyoffense)

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fruitoloops:

dobby-iamanangelofthelords-ghost:

kousagi-makoto:

mistress-quill:

theshadewolfkingsly:

socopolitics:



What… the… FUCK?!

School logic. You protect yourself and others and get punished because you choose to act rather than be silent and let them do whatever they want. Its the policy they have for everything, from bullying to this. 

okay what the actual fuck 


Yep if someone hits you you get suspended whether you hit back or not

fruitoloops:

dobby-iamanangelofthelords-ghost:

kousagi-makoto:

mistress-quill:

theshadewolfkingsly:

socopolitics:

image

What… the… FUCK?!

School logic. You protect yourself and others and get punished because you choose to act rather than be silent and let them do whatever they want. Its the policy they have for everything, from bullying to this. 

okay what the actual fuck 

Yep if someone hits you you get suspended whether you hit back or not

(Source: guns-and-humor, via sarcasmismyonlyoffense)

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full-timebullshitter asked: Your blog is hilarious, I loove it :)


Answer:

cheeseburgerz:

gloomyteens:

livin up to the url

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twisted-transistorr:

paindemands-tob3-felt:

pandabearjayy:

I absolutely love the end result.

i can’t believe i watched that

i thought this was going to take me on a spiritual journey and it did

(Source: iraffiruse, via sarcasmismyonlyoffense)

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emoij:

When you don’t understand something in class but everyone else does 

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(via sarcasmismyonlyoffense)

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electrikmoonlight:

Kristen is tired of shitty girl power movies

I apologize to Kirsten Stewart for all the times I made fun of her acting in twilight

(Source: fuckyeahkristen, via takelunatothemoon)

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Jeremy walked onto the red carpet [at American Hustle premiere] with an iPad watching the game. He was screaming at the screen, yelling, “Go, baby go!”

(Source: pennyroyalorange, via sarcasmismyonlyoffense)

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anemicshoe:

not-burnie:

In case you needed proof that Peta is literal scum. 

Not to mention that in a 2010 inspection conducted by a VDACS veterinarian, it was discovered that 84 percent of the animals Peta took in were killed within 24 hours. [source]

A quick reminder that PETA is literal scum of the earth. 

(via sarcasmismyonlyoffense)

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samandriel:

Come not between a dragon and his wrath.

Guys I’m not even gonna lie to you but I stared at this photoset and for a moment I was like “it’s weird that they only ever have animated or CGI dragons and they don’t use real ones”

(Source: thorsodinson, via sarcasmismyonlyoffense)

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come back home // lyrics typography [insp.]
come back home // lyrics typography [insp.]

(Source: alliquo, via brivid)

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samandriel:

Come not between a dragon and his wrath.

Guys I’m not even gonna lie to you but I stared at this photoset and for a moment I was like “it’s weird that they only ever have animated or CGI dragons and they don’t use real ones”

(Source: thorsodinson, via sarcasmismyonlyoffense)

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jackburtonsays:

kates-coffee:

bitterivy:

mallayaa:

did they just

yes, they did

It gets funnier every time.

I loved every single thing about this…

(Source: captainfillion, via takelunatothemoon)

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Sparks (K.P.K)

(via wakeup-yoursaints)

I can’t believe you don’t know that you are more than you are.
Every time our hands meet I swear I am touching a star.
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