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scottish:

when u say something and it comes out meaner than u intended
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14 hours ago

sonia-nevermind:

sylveonsaccharide:

sonia-nevermind:

sonia-nevermind:

ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE

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ADS THAT SUDDENLY TAKE UP THE WHOLE PAGE AND PLAY MUSIC

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What about ads that play music, but you can’t find them anywhere on the page?

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ursulatheseabitchh:

parteira:

moniquill:

nethilia:

littlemissmichigan:

wavy-crockett:

I won’t ever trust anyone again..

NOOOOOOO

y’all motherfuckers need jesus

This is almost as evil as the wasabi avocado. Almost.

i cannot believe what i just saw.

we did this at my niece’s birthday party.

ursulatheseabitchh:

parteira:

moniquill:

nethilia:

littlemissmichigan:

wavy-crockett:

I won’t ever trust anyone again..

NOOOOOOO

y’all motherfuckers need jesus

This is almost as evil as the wasabi avocado. Almost.

i cannot believe what i just saw.

we did this at my niece’s birthday party.

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starllex:

when you see a dog from across the street 

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an-improbable-dreamer:

adirtyshisno:

I literally laughed all the way through that oh my god

(whispers)  i found the vegan

an-improbable-dreamer:

adirtyshisno:

I literally laughed all the way through that oh my god

(whispers) i found the vegan

(Source: justanotherrreblogger, via pantypower)

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14 hours ago
clairvoyantsam:

So according to Jeremy Carver, these two will be back as a team in Season 10 for a funny yet emotional episode, kinda like a diversion of “The Heat”. If you don’t remember the 1st lady, she was sheriff Donna Hanscum in 9x13 “The Purge”. Also, he said other old characters will be back but he won’t say who they are yet. (x)

clairvoyantsam:

So according to Jeremy Carver, these two will be back as a team in Season 10 for a funny yet emotional episode, kinda like a diversion of “The Heat”. If you don’t remember the 1st lady, she was sheriff Donna Hanscum in 9x13 “The Purge”. Also, he said other old characters will be back but he won’t say who they are yet. (x)

(via sarcasmismyonlyoffense)

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15 hours ago

This Pomeranian apparently got so upset with his new haircut that he started standing and walking around on his hind legs after he got back from the groomers…for 2 days.

luc-ienn:

thatonenarga:

toastradamus:

gayspicy:

unamusedsloth:

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And here he is before his haircut.

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[source]

Stop Him

too strong

He is evolving…

Have you ever been so mad you learned how to walk

(via sarcasmismyonlyoffense)

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15 hours ago
impossibilityintoreality:

So I work at a pet hospital, and we got a sick chameleon today that we had to treat. Needless to say we got a little attached to her and named her Susan. Her pillow was a cotton ball, her blankets were gauze squares and her head-warmer was a top of a glove filled with water. :)

impossibilityintoreality:

So I work at a pet hospital, and we got a sick chameleon today that we had to treat. Needless to say we got a little attached to her and named her Susan. Her pillow was a cotton ball, her blankets were gauze squares and her head-warmer was a top of a glove filled with water. :)

(via sarcasmismyonlyoffense)

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15 hours ago

thebrowneyedzombie:

i’m sorry but can we just take a moment to appreciate disney genderbending

like

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i mean

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just look

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at the perfection

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in all of this

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and let’s not forget the best one

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AND FROZEN

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i’m so satisfied

(via sarcasmismyonlyoffense)

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thatthinginyourshoe:

lil-bit-ghei:

lil-bit-ghei:

"What were you wearing?"
I wore a red dress to work today. It has a zipper at either side of my chest that can unzip and reveal a thin strip of skin. A coworker, without warning, tried pulling at the zipper and when it wouldn’t zip, instead revealed a good portion of my collarbone and shoulder as well as my bra strap. An hour later, the same coworker came up and told me to not wear clothes with zippers because he’ll go right ahead and unzip them. I shot back that unzipping me without my permission is sexual harassment. Apparently a manager heard and berated my coworker. At the end of my shift, my coworker told me that my little comment got him in trouble and that he no longer feels comfortable saying anything to me other than “hello” and “goodbye.”
I am supposed to feel guilty for pointing out that he can’t lay his fucking hands on me.

So I wore the infamous dress at work yesterday and ANOTHER MALE COWORKER DECIDED TO PULL AT ONE OF MY FUCKING ZIPPERS.We were surrounded by other (also male) coworkers (that did nothing) and I swatted his hand away while promptly informing him that he didn’t have permission to touch me.
He then asked, since he knows I cosplay, if it would be any different if I wore a revealing costume. I gave him a dirty look and told him that no matter what *I* decide to wear, no one is allowed “to lay a finger on me unless they want my foot up their ass.”
Being that I’m quite professional at work, they were all surprised by my language and the ferocity with which I spat my promise.

you fucking go girl

thatthinginyourshoe:

lil-bit-ghei:

lil-bit-ghei:

"What were you wearing?"

I wore a red dress to work today. It has a zipper at either side of my chest that can unzip and reveal a thin strip of skin. A coworker, without warning, tried pulling at the zipper and when it wouldn’t zip, instead revealed a good portion of my collarbone and shoulder as well as my bra strap. An hour later, the same coworker came up and told me to not wear clothes with zippers because he’ll go right ahead and unzip them. I shot back that unzipping me without my permission is sexual harassment. Apparently a manager heard and berated my coworker. At the end of my shift, my coworker told me that my little comment got him in trouble and that he no longer feels comfortable saying anything to me other than “hello” and “goodbye.”

I am supposed to feel guilty for pointing out that he can’t lay his fucking hands on me.

So I wore the infamous dress at work yesterday and ANOTHER MALE COWORKER DECIDED TO PULL AT ONE OF MY FUCKING ZIPPERS.
We were surrounded by other (also male) coworkers (that did nothing) and I swatted his hand away while promptly informing him that he didn’t have permission to touch me.

He then asked, since he knows I cosplay, if it would be any different if I wore a revealing costume. I gave him a dirty look and told him that no matter what *I* decide to wear, no one is allowed “to lay a finger on me unless they want my foot up their ass.”

Being that I’m quite professional at work, they were all surprised by my language and the ferocity with which I spat my promise.

you fucking go girl

(via sarcasmismyonlyoffense)

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15 hours ago
caseyanthonyofficial:

We’re all going to be dead in a month 

caseyanthonyofficial:

We’re all going to be dead in a month 

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15 hours ago
wesleh:

“In the fifth grade I was arrested from school and suspended for a week cause I made blueprints and plans and went through the classrooms stealing all the Goosebumps books. I was successful with three classrooms. The way I did it, every week I came home with a certain amount. I had numbers one through 73. Then I fucking got caught. And I was a little smartass, so I was like, What a coincidence! A black youth getting arrested for wanting to read. So I made a list of everyone I thought snitched on me, who I was going to kill and torture.” — Tyler, The Creator.

wesleh:

“In the fifth grade I was arrested from school and suspended for a week cause I made blueprints and plans and went through the classrooms stealing all the Goosebumps books. I was successful with three classrooms. The way I did it, every week I came home with a certain amount. I had numbers one through 73. Then I fucking got caught. And I was a little smartass, so I was like, What a coincidence! A black youth getting arrested for wanting to read. So I made a list of everyone I thought snitched on me, who I was going to kill and torture.” 
— Tyler, The Creator.

(Source: worldgonemad, via sarcasmismyonlyoffense)

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15 hours ago
disneysnowprincess:

kitaronicus:

idina-love:

walking—fairytale:

Hey look it’s Anna and Elsa.


I’m crying

I haven’t laughed so hard.

disneysnowprincess:

kitaronicus:

idina-love:

walking—fairytale:

Hey look it’s Anna and Elsa.

I’m crying

I haven’t laughed so hard.

(via sarcasmismyonlyoffense)

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15 hours ago
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